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  • Do More Of What Makes You Happy

    If you are reading this: Congradulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then i dont know what is.

    (Source: amroyounes, via classical-muffins)

    sodamnrelatable:

    my friend Pete literally makes mercry with his snap stories

    this is me, i am pete, love me 

    we love you pete

    thank you pete

    (Source: drdawg)

    birdmafia:

summary of the entire comic

    birdmafia:

    summary of the entire comic

    (Source: callatruce, via sodamnrelatable)

    So my German teacher told us this story once

    skeletons-keys:

    the-ugliest-duckling:

    He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

    brilliant

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    slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

    albinwonderland:

    ediebrit:

    oh my fucking god

    huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

    shots. fucking. fired.

    (via drownmytidalwave)

    misstinyterror:

    flowury:

    dizyydiz:

    Rosy Maple Moth

    real life fairies

    I’ve met one! Super cute and fwuffy!

    (via russianterrorist)

    generalbriefing:

    Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here

    (Source: sandandglass, via thefuuuucomics)

    anaaesthetic:

    pandabomb:

    florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

    I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

    (via classical-muffins)

    (Source: kradify, via anchor-locked)

    nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

    nailerforge:

    ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

    (Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque, via drownmytidalwave)

    lesb1an:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Fun Fact:
The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.

how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.

    lesb1an:

    thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

    Fun Fact:

    The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.

    how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.

    (via thenocturnals)

    gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

    gingerten:

    gingerten:

    This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

    I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

    (via dorkinthefreakkingdom)

    herbackrowkings:

    lalondes:

    >teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

    >teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

    >james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

    >james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

    DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

    (via dorkinthefreakkingdom)

    freewlfi:

    superhighschoolleveluguu:

    cutbu:

    read more comics

    #I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

    it WAS inspirational

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